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obviously im asking you to watch the video and not drool over pamela's boobs. although it might be a win-win situation.

i was happily making sushi with my sis, trying to squeeze out a decent shape using the super-sticky jap rice for the ricebase, pondering abt perhaps i shd ask my mom to use the rice to stick-and-trap the lizards in our house. (yes dat sticky!) when suddenly some evil forces came occupying my untainted mind as i reached for the remote control and switched to ChnlU, thinking dat usually the primetime shows will be appealing.

as ive said, evil forces.

smack right at our faces were the Campus superstar contestants competing to getthier asses back to the mainstream match. and holly mother of mozzie! i almost threw my sushi rice at my tv if not for it being so sticky dat it refused to fall out from my palm. i cannot believe it! their singing was( and 'is') worst than the parrots in the Birdpark!

okay not dat my singing is any better, but for goodness sake, its on national TV! do not pollute our pure, innocent, unblemished minds with such horrendous, crow-pitched, super-offtuned shouting/whispering/ ' insert-random-pollutive-non-singing-related' vocab.

Oh wat did u say? their amatuers and not well-trained enough? they need more time to perfect the pitbottom/hopeless/beyond hopeless/ death-inducing pitch?

wat abt i suggest something to u?

start a petition and push this fuking show all the way to 1a.m in the morning right after some random 1980s non-horrific horror(oxy) series! that way, not only we can enjoy a peaceful and fulfillin dinner, the young amateurs can also get to perform on stage with their abhorrent singing 'talents'. wats better?! the sec sch kids wont hav to risk their results just to come all the way to support the hopeless shits! simply becoz they are not allowed to be loitering outside after 11 rmb?! curfew for the small paedophile-attention-seekers!

and im skeptical abt the production as well. the judges werent even giving their opinions. it was simply juz grading after each performance ( wait i think 'after each repulsive clown act' would be better). i think there's a perfect reason behind it. dun be fooled by them. no no, they are not trying to hasten things up and cut down time. its clearly becoz, the judges were SICK of giving their own views! seriously, the contestants and producers are not even showing respect to the judges. excuse me, they dun spend years of experience juz to come and help you judge those repugnant, nauseating singing. i bet if the camera zoomed in and scanned each and every of their faces, there will be nth except jaded and morbid expressions.

seriously i think their singing just triggered my regurgitation sytem coz i suddenly feel like puking now. no, the canned tunas were perfectly edible and safe.

i realised dat perhaps since im so free. i shall make it a point to meet up with all my friends once a week, if not once every 2weeks! by doing so, other than satisfying my friends' ragin 'thirst' to meet up with me, i can also do good karma! one stone two birds. marvellous. im so smart i cant believe how come my parents didnt teach me algebra at the age of 1.

and yah, recently i got no idea wat happened but apparently my friendster got 'hacked' or somethin along the line. so my ABOUT ME and WHO YOU WANT TO MEET section got altered and filled with some random vulgarities and expletives. and not forgetting my name also got changed to 'lao ch** bye'. slap me please! from lai siyan to lao ch** bye! how vulgar yet creative can he/she gets! i totally got punked by dat anonymous. i wouldnt hav noticed it if my home page didnt show ' updated profile - 4hours time' when i was obviously in camp skiving and slacking, totally oblivious to such atrocity.

screw it maybe i shd start keeping a 'xiao gui' ( nasty lil ghost kid) and start cursing those who goes against me, starting from biting their own lips and tongues during their next sumptuous meal. or combine diarrhoea and constipation together, so whenever they wan to laosai, nth will come out of their asshole! serve u right!

im so mean im scared i wont pass my TP becoz of all these cursing. forgive me pls.

oh and i rented 200pounds beauty and watched it tgt with 2 cliques of frenz, and of coz another 1 stone 2 birds solution. but dats not the main point, i reli didnt regret renting it ( ok sounds abit exaggerated - its like only 2bucks). so now my next movie will be the upcoming HarryPotter. From all the previews and trailers, it definitely does look like a movie worth catching. just hope dat it wont be a disappointment like Fan4 or Ocean13 coz i realised nowadays followup sequels are not as great as its previous hoo-ha.

and yah somethin else i wanna clarify. im so not wearing wat makeup please. its sunblock! coz recently im still undergoing the acne treatment and hav to put on sunblock when im out with my friends to prevent aggravation and adverse effects. and apparently some of my friends tot i was wearing some foundation or wat shit. erm pls im not dat metrosexual. stop accusing me. im just an innocent kid jumping ard the lavender field humming random lullaby rmb?!


my pay is here! i so need to buy tonnes of random merchandise ranging from slippers to new specsframe. but i mean, of coz i dun mind yall approaching me on wat i want and i can specifically tell u my sizes and preferences. so dat u can get rdy my soon-to-be bdae present and dun hav to wreck ur brain pondering abt wat to buy. will grow more white hair u know?

dun be stingy its like once in a year gift to the best person ard!