i hereby announced dat im suffering from post newyear syndrome.

where u suffer from lack of extra income, lack of yummilicious goodies, lack of mouth-watering dishes... most importantly, lack of holidays.

there there...

oh shit i got so many movies i wanna watch! ok la no alot. in fact, just two- Norbit and Just Follow Law. but the point is, my social life has been left stagnant for quite awhile. was spending time doing i-dunno-what. u see, i dun even know how my time has been spent. pathetic.

yes i rmbed. driving i guess. and maybe... ok i think dats for all.

and i was telling some of my frenz. u know the uber strict driving instructor whom i kena for 8times! yes believe it. 8 consecutive times! its just too weird/lucky/unfortunate/eerie/throw-in-some-random-vocab to actually hav him teaching me for 8consecutive times. i think theres a need for me to spend some time queuing up for Toto soon. u never know whether my face will appear discreetly in LianHeZaoBao/ BahasaMelayu/ throw-in-some-random-newspaper.

" NSF LAI SIYAN BECAME A MILLIONAIRE OVERNIGHT. Despite his bad karma accumulated from regular gossiping, whining, teasing, humuliating, sarcastic remarks, he certainly did not waste dat few hours queuing up for this year's lottery. Many were so shocked dat they lost to someone of such lifeless unsociable singlecell dat they immediately had muscle spasms and convulsion upon receiving first-hand news. In additon, he managed to secure a place in Ripleys' BelieveItOrNot as one of the most awkward and undeserving Millionaire. Thus named, Earl Lai, following MyNameIsEarl."

such major digression. but nvm back to the topic.

i realised he's one of the fixed GOLD group instructors. meaning ppl pay extra surcharges to get him to teach them. since he belongs to the more pro grp of instructors.. ( number of students who passed at first attempt under him > average)

and although i didnt pay any of those surcharges ( i think $5.25 per lesson). i still kena him.

i seriously hav no idea whether izzit a curse or a blessing. While others r willing to pay extra to get him to teach them personally, i sigh and whine whenever i kena him.

i never know. maybe he oso has the same thinking as me

" eeyer! this ns man again! never pay me extra money still wan me to teach him. bhb leh! sucha waste of my calibre. dun care la. whole lesson ask him drive around the circuit aka ratrace."

kuku nehneh.

anw HAPPY 20th BIRTHDAY PEITANG!!!!

though i doubt he will read my blog. but still, please relate this to him dat i juz publicised abt his bigday. to like a pathetic number of readers.

ok point is. YOU ARE ONE STEP CLOSER TO R(A) FILMS!! thats like how exciting la. i mean. not watchin all those erotic sexual scenes. but u get to see old wankers in action!! i love humiliation!! the umbrellas, the bottles, the tissuepapers!!

but i still cannot believe it. i mean they pay ard 9bucks to watch R(A) films just to wank. its like completely useless and waste of their retirement funds la. i mean might as well pay me den i go download/ borrow/ rent/ buy/ film myself , den play it to them.

so profit-making!

-_- as ive said, post newyear syndrome.

i still cannot believe it!!!

if u have been following my recent posts. u would hav known that i got this extremely-ohmygawd-very-superduper-amazingly RICHRICHRICH aunt.

backgrd info :she gave my mom $400 to pack angpaos.

not forgetting 100bucks to my sis and i each to buy our newyear clothes.

which we didnt spend at all. since we already got our newyearclothes long beforehand.

and i went over to her house to bainian yest.

she gave my sis and i angpaos STILL. at first i tot she wont give anymore. since she already gave us 100 for buying newyearclothes le.

upon receiving the angpaos, we could feel a stack of notes in the angpao. and my sis and i guessed its 2 $10 notes. or maybe 3.

den on the way back home. i opened it, under my dad and mom's curiousity.

i saw a blue note. and began to shout " OMG. its 2 $50 notes!"

my parents got shocked. my dad suddenly steered sharply.

" OMG NO WAIT. its not 2 $50 notes. ITS 4!!!!"

my mom almost fainted.

so my sis and i each got 200bucks for angpao money from her this year. unbelievable.

plus the newyearclothes money we got. we got 300bucks each from her.

so its 400 ( my mom's) + 300 ( mine) + 300 ( my sis's ) = 1k!!

i love additions.

and not forgetting she gave my mom kilos of birdnests. saying dat its from her colleague and she alone cant take so much of it before it expires. so might as well give my mom.

so the magic figure for this year harvest is...

460bucks ( excluding my parent's ya shui angpao)! of which my aunt's made up 2/3 the ratio.

kwakwakwa! i need to visit her more often.

i think my parents gave 50bucks each. very standard of them. so its 560 i guess.

oh my. 560 is the recordbreaking for the past 5 years.

i love my aunt. its a happy happy Pig year for meeeeee!!!

and i need to buy 4D as well. i dreamt of some numbers on chu yi morning. but i couldnt buy in the numbers. maybe i will try later.

im so overjoyed by all the figures that i feel like going for plasticsurgery right away!

ZHU NIAN. FA FA FA!!!

im back. and as usual, nth much has happened over the past week. i can't believe i'm living a life full of self-motivational and rotten tv shows.

oh. did i mention im planning to take up SignLanguage after im done with my driving.

dont ask me why. i just feel like mastering SignLanguage and become a certified member of the SADeaf. and then proceed on taking up Interpretation courses.

they also provide LipReading lessons. dats like super interesting la. do all the spies and detectives undergo dat course as well?

but first i hav to worry about my driving first. going to start planning and bookin my testdate for driving le. and of coz, pray hard dat i will pass on my first attempt.

afterwhich immediately apply for the June intake for the SignLanguage courses.

more money, more time and more skills!

i was chitchatting with junjie yesterday and the inspiring JJ set my thinkin of wat shd i do to full utilise the time i have and not waste it on staring at my tv and com during every book-out.

so instead of pickup up a new sport or recreation, ive decided to take up somethin much more different yet appealing.

and the SignLanguage course is going to take a year to complete. comprising of 3levels and 7stages. just nice after 1year i will be all prepared for ORD and enter a new phase of life. equipped with 2 new skills - driving and SignLanguage. No, not diving tyvm.

ahhh... im gg to head over to a library later and pick up some SignLanguage learners' book for complete idiots like me.

maybe i shd ask my frenz to go learn it too, so next time we can act pitiful by using SignLanguages on the street but actually bitching about passerbys lookin at us. kwa kwa kwa!

no one will be able to understand!

ok dats mean. forget it den.

i was thinkin other than driving, SignLanguage, wat other interesting courses shd i pick up?

was thinkin of kayaking. it has been a very long time since i last hold on to the paddle.

and i would hav forgotten all the basics already! i might juz capsize immediately upon adjusting my butt to the seat.

or maybe Fencing?! the art to selfdefense. but i find it abit useless to learn fencing. since in fencing, they only teach u how to wield a sabre blade. but in reality when u meet an aggressor, its almost impossible for you to find a tree branch similiar to the weapon u use during fencing lessons. moreover, the treebranch will be more fragile as well. so the money u dumped in to learn fencin juz goes down the drain... plus the money stolen by the robber.

or maybe i will just carry the sabra blade along with me when im outside... like dance with it during clubbing?

argh... such embarassment.

oh yar! FirstAidCourse! another something i wanna master, for life!

but theres a catch. Shd i go for the SingaporeRedCross society courses or the SAFMedical FirstAid courses?

" dun strangle me please"

the ahpek behind at the background looks like a barber giving someone a haircut. kwakwakwa!

theres a slight difference. since SAF firstaid comprises more of combat medical skills. example kena shot by a bullet... kena stung by a bee... kena 3rddegree burn from a detonation.

which is quite different from the civilian way of FirstAid. of coz CPR trainin is a compulsory thing for both.

hmmm... i think i prefer the civilian one. although i dun think its recognised in SAF.

( i spent an hour searching for available firstaid courses)

ok back! ive decided to sign up for StandardFirstAid course during March.

hopefully everythin will be smooth-sailing!

as ive said...

more money, more time, more skills!

recently, my weekends hav been spent doing absolutely nothing and juz playing the vital role of being a couch potato.

the sacred guardian of tvs and computers.

its not dat no one asked me out or something ( hey im not dat unsociable ok), its just dat im lazy to travel to places faraway.

ok la. 'faraway' is tad exaggerating. since its like only less than an hour of travelling to town. but still, i do things with a meaning. i certainly do not want to spend a bloody hour travelling to town just to buy chocolates from Godiva. or clothings from TopMan. or worse, movies at GrandCathay for the comfy spacious seats.

meaning. i only travel with mutiple reasons.

for example. u don't go Sentosa for just 1hour juz to get a nice tan right? u will spend the whole day play beachball, soccer, swim, sand castles etc etc. and spend an enjoyable night at the beach pubs before heading back home. its the same idea.

so yea. next time if u wanna ask me out or something. please do not do it juz becoz u need someone to accompany you for lunch at Macs.

i might just delete ur contact number accidentally.

=))

my mom was pan-frying chicken nuggets when all of the sudden, the oil caught fire or something. so as expected. the flame was ridiculously big- triple the size of the frying pan and the height of a 3yrs-old kid.

and i was happily slicing the onions and tearing when it happened. my sis enjoying her overnight pasta.

my mom then, with a single swift action, when to turn off the gas control ( or watever it is called). thus named, the Superwoman of the day.

so after the whole woo-ha. i turned to my mom and said

" ni kan, wo xia dao ku liao" ( u see la, i got so scared i cried)

which of coz, its the onion's fault.

my sis, jealous, said somethin more absurd

" ni kan, wo xia dao yao dao she tou " ( u see la, i got so scared i bit my tongue)

which obviously, is the tomato pasta sauce's fault.

so 3 of us were laughing. totally forgetting abt wat has happened just 10seconds ago.

wat an optimistic family.

( p/s anyone has the blockbuster 'The Myth' ( shen2 hua4) by JackieChan and JinXiShan DVD? )

i went kbox with the seniors yesterday. and since we are all frequent kboxers. we roughly know wat songs to choose and sing. admist all the standard duets, my fren chose this song 'Endless Love' by JackieChan and JinXiShan. the theme song of 'The Myth ( shen2 hua4)'.

although its not a very nice duet to sing ( since JackieChan can't really sing well, and most of the JinXiShan parts r in korean. ) but at the ending when both sang in mandarin, its NICE.

not say niceNICE, but okokNICE.