Saturday, December 31, 2005

im oways havin the same freaky dream dat my class CT, mr eddie koh, brought us to this small mama shop at the back alley,

treating us with ice-kachang. and the ice kachang was of very small portion.

he would den conduct some 'reflection' lessons. i forgot wat izzit abt le.

hmmm.

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

ok. it has been a freakin long time since i last blogged. so juz update yall abit k.

i went to town for christmas eve celebration. and like oways, it was fun, fun and more fun.
everyone was 'armed' with a spray can. preparing to 'fire' at innocent-looking gerls.
and yours truly, being a gentleman ( duh~), of cuz woldnt behave like sexually-deprived despos.

and i even saw someone spraying underneath gerls skirt. i was freakin shocked la.
chao tico lor. if im the gerl, u bet i will freakin slap him to death.

and there was this caucasian couple. freaking stupid. my fren was playing and spraying at them.
and the idiotic caucasian couple actually pushed and scolded him :'stop it ok! stop it! dun u do that again!'
i was like damn stunned. morons. cant they see that everyone was spraying at each other for fun! tok abt festive mood. dildos. mood-spoiler. u can freakin scram back to ur country and enjoy drinking hot choco and singin christmas carol for all i care.

the coundown was great. everyone was yelling and spraying . it was like snowing. yucky and gross though. lol.

serious la. the foam thingy is yucky peice of shyt. its like soapy and sticky.

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now. im actually doing nth.
except for the fact dat i passed my driving theory evaluation. no big deal though.

i wanna catch movieeeeeeeessssssss. perhaps love. chronicles of narnia. family stone. lots lotsa.

im rotting and rotting and rotting. literally.

its like dead boring.

i juz wanna hav more fun before i actaully go work or suffer in ns.

and yah. speaking abt ns. its a complete cockup la. miscommunication everywhere. i have to call them almost every week for further clarification. and the stupid officer IC is oways on leave.

and i actually have to go for the medical screening again becoz the PES A i got was a year before. their so-called 'expiry date'.

so sux. i will hav to spend 5 hrs doing the medical checkup and iq test all over again.

im gg to join the terrorist force soon. and instigate them to bomb mod. ( and im onli my venting my anger. in an exaggerated way. call the police and ure hereby certified with no common sense)

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and i seriously cannot stand ah bengs la.
their perfect combination of sucky chinese + vulgar hokkien + broken eng
rox man!

and they juz culdnt behave like an educated person.

yellin like they own the whole place
walkin and swaying like they r gg for oscars- the best chao ah beng award, dat is.
spouting vulgarities and showing how 'cultured' they r.
drinking and smoking like they got 7 life.
freak them man.

go and getta urself a ' dummies guide for dumb ah bengs'

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ok. so i will carry on my rottin and decomposing process.

hav fun den! adiyoz

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

ok. the medical term for such rashes is called 'Herpes simplex virus infections of skin'.


the 'virus' word oredi freaked me off.

grrr

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

ok. im juz so 'lucky' enuff to kena 'she' rashes , or snake in chinese
its some sort of rashes and bumps.
the doc says its like second form of chicken pox, but less serious.
it happens when u oredi kena chicken pox. so the next attack will instead be this.

and i paid freaking 65bux for the checkup. and each time i have to swallow 7 freakin pills.
take my life.

now im restraint
cannot eat seafood and chicken
cannot sweat too much
cannot go swim
cannot touch it
cannot expose to sunlight often
cannot miss my medicine time
cannot dun apply calamine lotion
cannot eat too heaty food
cannot cannot cannot

and the nurse told me dat it will give pricky pain occasionally esp when IM RELAXED. its so funni. and dat i will soon have trouble sleeping coz i will be at 'relaxed mode'. how great.

im so freakin uncomfortable now. its like freakin freakin uncomfortable.

my mom told me traditionally ppl will use fire to sort of burn it. or smoke it rather.
and mom knows how to. she learnt it from my grandma.

but still, i dun trust her skills, dats y i paid 65 bux.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. heck it.